All My Bones
(Old Juniper Bookstore Mysteries #2)
by P.J. Nelson
Madeline Brimley, new owner of a bookstore in a small Georgia town, finds herself playing sleuth when a friend is charged with the murder of a much-disliked woman.
Madeline Brimley, who recently inherited a bookstore in Enigma, Georgia, is embarking on her second career, after her first one (acting) founders upon the metaphorical rocks. Settling in, Madeline recruits her friend Gloria Coleman, the local Episcopal priest, to help her plant azaleas in the front yard of the old Victorian that houses the bookstore. Turning the soil, however, uncovers the body of one Beatrice Glassie, a troublesome woman who has been missing for the past six months.
When her friend Gloria is arrested for the murder, Madeline is determined to prove her innocence and, as she quickly finds out, there aren’t many people in town who hadn’t wanted to kill Bea Glassie at one point or another. And the very expensive and rare first edition of a particular volume of Grimm’s Fairy Tales–ordered by the victim and her sister is somehow tied to the grim death. With the help of her not-quite-boyfriend, a local lawman, and her deceased aunt’s best friend, Madeline plans to set a trap to catch the real murderer–before she becomes the next victim.
My Rating:

Favorite Quotes:
“I couldn’t get a date if I had a shotgun and an arrest warrant.” “Maybe you’re looking for the wrong kind of dates,” I said, “if you think you’re going to need firearms and a legal paper.”
“Aunt Millie calls them Tweedledumb and Tweedlestupid.” Phil tilted her head. “Shouldn’t it be Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber?” “Oh no,” Billy assured us. “They’re equal in their lack of intellectual ability.”
“One of the cute college girls in the shop, here,” I said softly, “just asked me what was wrong with you. I told her you had syphilis and it caused your brain to go bad.”
I don’t pretend to understand Frank. Maybe he’s the still waters that run deep, or maybe the waters are just still— all the way down.
“Because I got legs as long as a day in July,” she announced happily and without a hint of false pride, “and a skirt as short as a bad girl’s memory.”
I know that a lot of these words she’s saying are English but when she puts them all together in a sentence like that, it sounds like she’s speaking a foreign language.
“Theatre people,” he harrumphed. “You’re just this side of carny folk.”
My Review:
This was both good fun and a head-scratcher of a murder mystery. The little pea in my brain was whirling with theories, but I was only half right in my final hypothesis. The writing style was engaging, highly amusing, laced together with clever snark and keen wit, and populated with an authentically quirky cast of endearing characters, who intrigued and beguiled. I am new to P.J. Nelson’s genius, but I plan to habituate his Goodreads listing for new offerings.




























