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Favorite Quotes:
We’d been best friends since middle school, ever since Kevin Foster started making fun of my freckles and frizzy brown curls. Every day he’d come up with a new name for me— fuzz butt, pork rind, rat’s nest, and pube head. Then one day, he’d called me “slutty tumbleweed,” claiming I just rolled from guy to guy like a “wild bag of hoes.” He added that each freckle on my face was a devil’s kiss for all the boys I’d banged. “Marks of shame,” he’d called them. I guessed his parents were super religious or something, and he’d improvised on their teachings.
I was twenty- nine now— on the precipice of thirty— and I’d be single for the holidays again. If it weren’t for Kay and her unwavering friendship, I’d probably just give up on romance and marry a cucumber.
Dating at work wasn’t easy these days. Lots of HR landmines. But how else were people our age supposed to meet other dysfunctional, horny, semi-responsible adults to settle down with?
Moments earlier he’d been as cold as penguin toes.
But you’re Miss Ing. Never stops cooking, baking, planning, decorating…
My Review:
This was a delightfully fun little romp to ease me into the holidays since we are officially taking down the Jack Skellingtons and putting away the pumpkins before digging out the semi-crumpled and moldering boxes of tinsel and twinkling lights. I enjoyed the quirky characters and Ms. Pamfiloff’s signature snarky humor, while I smirked my way through this well-paced and engaging story from its beginning to its satisfying conclusion.
About the Author
MIMI JEAN PAMFILOFF is a USA Today and New York Times bestselling romance author with over a million books sold worldwide. Although she obtained her MBA and worked for more than fifteen years in the corporate world, she believes that it’s never too late to come out of the romance closet and follow your dream. Mimi lives with her Latin Lover hubby, two pirates-in-training (their boys), and the rat terrier duo, Snowflake and Mini Me, in Arizona. She hopes to make you laugh when you need it most and continues to pray daily that leather pants will make a big comeback for men.
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