The Vampire wants a Wife
(Supernatural Dating Agency Book 1)
by Andie M. Long
Running a dating agency can be a killer…
Shelley Linley is sick of sickos. Yet another prankster has applied to her dating agency. This one says he’s a vampire and he wants Shelley to help him find a wife.
Meeting him for a second interview against all her better judgment, Shelley discovers that he has no clue about women. A shame because he’s super-hot, amusing, and has a lot of single friends he could recommend her struggling business to, even if he does say they’re werewolves and demons. She has to help him, even if he’s crazy.
If she can ignore his delusions, she’s sure she can help him meet someone. But when death threats start arriving on her doorstep, Shelley’s not sure she’s cut out for the job…then her dating algorithm states she’s his ideal partner. Now she’s not sure if she should take the risk for love, or run like hell.
Welcome to Withernsea and the Supernatural Dating Agency, for readers of Michelle Rowen, Gerry Bartlett and Michele Bardsley who like their humour to have bite.
Buy The Vampire wants a Wife to see if Theodore gets his happy forever after.
He pushed me away and held me at arm’s length with what I felt to be considerable strength from arm-porn arms that made Captain America’s look like shoelaces.
I prayed to God that the bulge in his pants wasn’t a hot dog he’d stolen from the burger bar and saved for later.
I smirked, giggle snorted, and laughed aloud as I read this delightfully amusing and titillating tale. I totally admire and covet Andie M. Long’s clever brand of naughtiness as well as her irreverent and snarky sense of humor. The Vampire Wants A Wife was several layers beyond witty, cunningly crafted, crisply written, and deviously inventive. I would read more paranormal tales if they were half as much fun as this one. The storyline was unique, comical, and extremely entertaining. Unbeknown to the mortals, the cozy community of Withernsea was full of supernaturals of all types; vampires, were-creatures, demons, witches, etc., so many in fact, that the local Dating Agency felt the need to expand their services and opened Withernsea Dating – the Supernatural Dating Agency, for those with special needs such as sleep impairments, select tastes, additional grooming issues once a month, or list their favorite food as, “A classic O-neg, preferably drunk straight from the source.”
About The Author
After twenty+ years of thinking about it, at the age of forty, I decided it was time to finally WRITE THE BOOK or forget about it. I studied two Open University Courses in Creative Writing and finally wrote my first novel. I’ve now written a ton of novels and have the ideas for so many more!
I live in Sheffield with my son and long suffering partner. We now have a beautiful fur-baby called Bella. When not being a partner, mother, employee (I also work for the NHS) or writer I can usually be found on Facebook or Pinterest.
I’ll be signing in Newcastle 2017 and York 2018.
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