Book Review: The Dean’s List by Kelly Collins

The Dean’s List

AUTHOR: Kelly Collins

GENRE: Adult Contemporary romance.

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Twenty-one-year-old honors student, River Roberts, knew her life had to change. With only forty dollars to her name, she was hungry, tired, and out of options. While seeking advice from her best friend Jade, she found something that could provide all she was looking for. Sexy, witty, charming and motivated, she met the requirements for The Dean’s List, a university society that offered alumni anything they desired. It was the perfect job for her.
But it came with a cost: secrets and loneliness.
After the death of his wife, enigmatic Jonathan Ferris lived in a world of acquisition and mergers, a world where he knew financial security, a world filled with desolating loneliness. That was until River Roberts. She was intelligent, beautiful, sensual, and when their lives collided, his world changed.
But then there was reality: she wasn’t truly his.
In a world of commodities and trading, River and Jonathan must fight to preserve what their hearts desire. But will that be possible? Will their collision be temporary, or will they overcome the many obstacles in their way?
Popsicle sticks, a container of steaming goo, and a stack of fabric swatches sat on the table next to the head of the bed.
 My heart pounded in my chest. Sweat built on my brow. “It’s my first time, and I’m a little frightened.” Terrified was more like it. I’d never been waxed. I’ve always been a fan of trimming, but waxing seemed so severe.
“No need to be scared. We do these all day, every day. I haven’t lost a client yet.”
Her attempt at humor didn’t erase my anxiety. I hopped on the table wearing a bra, shirt and nothing else. The waxer started some friendly conversation.
“Where are you from?” I was instructed to fold my legs Indian style. As I laid flat on the table, I answered her questions. My open vagina was on display for a perfect stranger. I better get used to this—it would be a constant in my new life.
I didn’t know what kind of nerve endings were on top of my lady parts, but when she ripped the wax free, I was certain she had ripped my soul straight out of my clit.
I wanted to punch her face as my body lifted off the table. All the while, she was telling me about her favorite Chinese restaurant on Broadway. She was spreading hot wax all over my sex and she was talking about Wonton soup.

My Rating:

5 hearts

 

Favorite Quotes:

 

“If you’re trying to scare me, you’re failing.  You don’t have the fear factor.  You wear Hello Kitty pajamas and drink caramel lattes for God’s sake.  Who could be afraid of someone who likes cats and caramel?”

 

“A person would have to be a masochist to enjoy that spa day.  The only consolation was it was supposed to get easier every time.  The waxer was bold enough to say that sometimes the hair was so scared it didn’t grow back.”

 

“I’d have to separate my brain from my penis flytrap if I were going to get through this.”

 

“These aren’t young, stunning women.  They are women who put off dating to break through the glass ceiling.  One of them looked like she went headfirst.”

 

“She reminded me of the gargoyles that sat on top of old churches.  They looked stiff and mean.  That was Grace.  She had that Botox-infused look that did nothing for her face.  Her scowl would remain forever.”

 

 

My Review:

 

The Dean’s List was wickedly funny, highly insightful, well written, and sizzling in sensuality.  In other words, it was close to nirvana.  As with all of Ms. Collin’s works that I have read, the writing was entertaining, relevant, and atomically steamy.  Ms. Collins has a knack for developing flawed yet vibrant characters and expertly placing them in a compelling and unusual story line that occasionally has me cringing, yet I am unable to put my kindle down.  She has a marvelous style, unique talent, and mad skills. I am hopelessly addicted to her brand of humorous and steamy romance, and greedily want to read everything she ever writes.

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THE DEAN’S LIST

 

Kelly Collins writes with the intention of keeping the love alive.

Always a romantic, she is inspired by real time events mixed with a dose of fiction. She encourages her readers to reach the happily ever after but bask in the afterglow of the perfectly imperfect love.

Kelly lives in Colorado with her husband of twenty-five years. She loves hockey, shiny objects and has a new found appreciation for green smoothies.

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