LEI’D WITH CUPCAKES
by Bethany Lopez
Special Release Week Price – $2.99
Everybody dreams of a Hawaiian Vacation…
They sell you on the drinks with little umbrella’s, dolphin watching, and long walks on the beach. Which probably happens, if you’re that lucky schmuck living out your dream with your destination wedding, but if you’re a fish out of water PI like me, there’s no time for relaxing because trouble is never far behind.
Instead of cocktails, I ended up dealing with the seedy underbelly of The Big Island.
And, I didn’t see one damn dolphin while undercover on a boat which was spilling over with drug dealers, Kingpins, and Pedophiles.
Elin and Elena think Cade’s family are the coolest people outside of Snapchat, but it’s hard to meet the parents when your boyfriend is in his late thirties and has never had a serious relationship.
I’d never missed my girls so much in my life, but Amy May, Bea, and Carmen are all dealing with issues of their own, and can’t come to my rescue.
The only thing that may help me with this “vacation” is if I could get Lei’d with Cupcakes.
WARNING: THIS BOOK CONTAINS FOUL LANGUAGE, SEX, SOME VIOLENCE, AND SHENANIGANS. IF NONE OF THAT BOTHERS YOU, GRAB A CUPCAKE AND READ ON!
Being the mother of eleven, almost twelve, year-old twins, you’d think I’d be used to them doing things in unison like that, but no … That shit is freaky every time.
I could feel all eyes on me as I retched all over the floor, and I had to admit, the red velvet cupcake no longer seemed like a good idea. It looked like I had internal bleeding. I was assuming that, coupled with my nausea and the perception that I’d peed myself earlier, did not make me the best candidate for the auction block. ‘She ain’t going nowhere,’ Yusuf replied. ‘And with the merchandise we’re already selling, we’ll probably have to pay one of the clients to take her off our hands.’
See, I knew even then that the kind of woman I wanted to marry would be wild like the sea, with a calm at her center, a generous spirit, and the kind of beauty that makes people stop and look. Not just one the outside, but because they know what’s underneath the surface is just as magical as what’s on the outside.
No matter what happens, I’ll never let you go, and I’ll never give you reason to want to let me go.
I guess I haven’t really traveled that much in my life, because I wasn’t prepared for how happy I was to be home. Seriously. I wanted to hug my front door and kiss my porch, that’s how excited I was to see my little house again.
Lila and Cade take their adventures on a family visit to Hawaii and the Big Island may never be the same. Lila’s baby making hips were a hit with Cade’s mom who appears to be suffering a severe case of grandma fever. However, Lila wants to make a good impression and declares his parents’ home will be a No Sex Zone during their stay, which only leads to a build up of frustration and culminates in unbridled sexcapades. And, of course, snoopy Lila finds trouble – even when she’s not looking for it – and stumbles into a dangerous hive of criminal activity. I adore Ms. Lopez’s irreverent and witty humor, vivid descriptions, comical inner musings, and the peculiar predicaments the saucy Lila unearths and injects herself into. The writing and storyline were highly amusing, engaging, and intriguing. I am eager for the next installment to see what the intrepid Lila flings herself into next.
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Award-Winning Author Bethany Lopez began self-publishing in June 2011. She’s a lover of all things romance: books, movies, music, and life, and she incorporates that into the books she writes. When she isn’t reading or writing, she loves spending time with her husband and children, traveling whenever possible. Some of her favorite things are: Kristen Ashley Books, coffee in the morning, and In N Out burgers.