Book Review, Giveaway: Faking It by J.D. Hollyfield 3

Title: Faking It

Author: J.D. Hollyfield

Release Date: Feb 1, 2016

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Fake it till you make it.
That’s Lexi Hall, the wild socialite’s motto for how to live life.
Single and allergic to commitment, Lexi is having the time of her life.  Or is she? With a new promotion at the art gallery, and her colorful lifestyle as bright as ever, she swears she has no interest in slowing down. When Lexi receives a phone call that can change her career, she pounces on the opportunity. But what this outgoing diva doesn’t plan for is her new client, the closed off, secluded artist, Hunter James. Fighting to draw the line between work and pleasure, it’s up to Lexi to figure out how to balance her fake life for something real.
Hunter James is an artist without a muse. Lacking the beauty in his life that he craves, his art is beginning to suffer.  Unfortunately for the mysterious artist, a past mistake also tarnishes his trust in women. Forced to take a meeting with an art gallery dealer, he accepts knowing he’ll turn her down. He turns them all down.  But what he doesn’t anticipate is for the seductive bombshell to turn his world upside down.  As his body and mind come alive, he vows to stop at nothing to have her on his canvas and in his bed.
As Lexi’s life begins to brighten with the promise of something beautiful, can she stop faking it and find a reason to make it real? Or will Hunter’s past replace their light with darkness?
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We haven’t been up in the friendly skies for more than a few minutes before Hunter begins to unclip his seat belt. “I need you to come to the bathroom with me?” 
“Why? They don’t like too many people standing in the aisle, you know.” 
“You won’t be standing in the aisle. Let’s go.” I’m looking at him strangely. Until it sinks in. “Why exactly do you want me to go with you?”
“Because I can’t stand it any longer,” he whisper-growls. “I need to take you into the bathroom and make them think I am fucking you senseless so these vultures know you’re with me. Get up, let’s go.” He snaps his belt off and attempts to stand. 
I pull his shoulder down so he falls back into his seat. “Hunter, we can’t both go into the bathroom and do any of that. It’s illegal.” And I also refuse to admit why I know that.
“It’s not. I’m sure people still do it all the time. Up you go.” His pupils are beginning to dilate and I know he is serious.  The poor man has been festering about the non-competition on each side of us since we took off. 
“Hunter.” Turning my body toward him, I take my hands and cup his face. I raise my voice so my words are dramatized and so that the two meat cakes on each side of us can hear. “I know you are aching to do so many dirty things to me, but my sores aren’t gone yet. The doctor said we should wait. We don’t want you to get them again, do we?” I tease. I watch the meat cake next to Hunter, scrunch his face and turn away from us. I turn to the aisle and flag down the flight attendant. “Yes, excuse me, do you think I can get some ice? I have some… ya know, blisters… down below, and the ice helps.” I smile while catching the cringing face of my other ex-fan. Mission complete. I offer my attention back to the only person on this plane who I care about. Hunter is stock-still, except for his eyes, which are now as big as saucers. “You realize you just announced to most of the plane that you have genital herpes, right?”
“Yep. And now no one will give me the time of day. I’m all yours.” I wink. Hunter’s expression has dissolved into one of humor, although he is shaking his head at me. 
“You amaze me more and more every single second, Lex. And I do believe that if you’re not careful, we will end up searching out those chapels.”
I try to hide the surge of emotions that shoot through my heart.
I bring his mouth to mine and with my lips and my tongue, I offer him the best French kiss ever, convincing him just how little anyone else on this plane matters. And just how much he does. 
It takes the flight attendant telling us we’re about to land for us to break away. I don’t lose eye contact with Hunter and I can tell he is appreciative of what I did. He feels like the man in charge. Even if his prize was herpes.
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My Rating:

5 hearts

 

Favorite Quotes:

 

I just want to find this said love-of-a-lifetime crap everyone raves about. I’ve watched those sappy movies. Seen how Chrissy gushes over all these said fuzzy feelings she experiences when it comes to love, and sadly, I’ve never felt that. I can’t relate when someone speaks of magical tingles and flutters. I mean, that all sounds like just plain old goosebumps and gas pains to me.”

 

If my vagina had hands, it would hold out her plate asking for seconds. Thankfully, seconds is what he plans on giving me.”

 

Okay I’m done. Toast. And burnt toast for that matter – can’t take the heat, so I burn. I don’t have a smooth comeback or a practiced one-liner. Clearly, I’m losing my touch.”

 

You are the color in my life. You give me a reason to create art.”

 

Well I’m ninety-nine percent sure. I’ve never been in love before so I can’t be sure. But I feel really weird and right now I don’t know whether I want to cry, possibly laugh, or most importantly, have really really rough sex with you against the storage cabinet.”

 

I fib because in some countries flu and three day hangovers probably mean the same things.”

 

My Review:

 

J.D. Hollyfield has magic. I have read four of her books now and every one of them has been solid gold. Smartly written, well-paced, relevant, and painfully insightful in a snarky and fun – yet heart squeezing manner. Her books are cleverly humorous and breath-stealing with steamy goodness. Oh yeah – she has it going on. Her characters are likable, even when they shouldn’t be – like with rich, beautiful, and successful divas. Shocking – I know! But we get to see the human side of the diva – with the personal humiliations, embarrassing adventures, flying vibrators, dates with transformer sheets in their parents’ house, – yeah – she went there… things I don’t expect would happen to a beautiful diva, but, maybe they do… and I loved it. Using a dual POV, we get inside the diva’s head and find out, she is smart, full of denial as well as fear and snarky humor. And while she has enjoyed her singledom party-girl lifestyle and expensive shoes – she finds herself feeling dissatisfied and empty now that her only friend has found love. She knows she is successful, yet is unfulfilled. Been there, done that, sooo get it. But I could never have conjured these wonderful words and put it all together in such a fun and entertaining package. Ms. Hollyfield has mad skills. She stays near the top of my favorites list… her divas have earned it.

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J.D. Hollyfield is a creative designer by day and superhero by night. When she is not trying to save the world one happy ending at a time, she enjoys the snuggles of her husband, son and three doxies. With her love for romance, and head full of book boyfriends, she was inspired to test her creative abilities and bring her own story to life.

J.D. Hollyfield lives in the Midwest, and is currently at work on blowing the minds of readers, with the additions to all her series, along with her charm, humor and HEA’s.

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3 thoughts on “Book Review, Giveaway: Faking It by J.D. Hollyfield

  1. Reply shyunique Feb 14,2016 4:58 am

    I have heard god things about this author but haven’t read her yet.

    btw, It’s my first time to comment through a computer and I love the way your blog looks.

  2. Reply anitaloves2read Feb 15,2016 3:44 am

    Sounds like a great author if you can just keep going back for more! I love the cover on this one…the images in the sunglasses. It’s great! 🙂

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